someone photoshopped Kanye onto a portrait of the Sun King and I’m so happy.
I was going to type up a very long, thought-out response about being a POC and child of immigrants,assimilation and how if your white ass was named Paula or some shit and my immigrant mother mispronounced your name you’d be hyper offended and up in arms.Saying some shit like, “you’re in America learn the language.”
But, idk, gfy.
what if i made a tumblr exclusively for all the different ways my name gets butchered at work daily.
i know they say there’s someone out there for everyone but my great great aunt died at 93 single, never dated anyone, and a virgin. so, idk, i just want to prepare you i guess…
winter look: 1950s perfume counter salesgirl with a “reputation”
Why y’all care about someone’s music taste so much as reason to date them? Yeah imma fuck his Vampire Weekend cd
Because music is such an important part of my life that if we don’t get along musically, we won’t get along sexually in the long term whatsoever.So you gonna fuck the cd?
what’s the point of having my own office if i have no one to bang in here after hours
Someone I used to go to college with DM’d me on twitter for my number and I didn’t want him to have it because why would you want it now when you didn’t want it while we were taking classes together. So I just ignored it because I didn’t want to nor did I know how to deal with it. Because I either have to lie about why I don’t want you to have it or go ahead and give you my number.
SO I JUST IGNORED IT OKAY. THEN HE TWEETED @ ME, DELETED IT, THEN SUBTWEETED ME.
YOU REALLY GUNNA SUBTWEET ME?? REALLLLLLLYYYY
how 2 disappear completely - QUATTRO AUTOSCATTI